Dave's bad jokes

<p><em>Dave's Bad Jokes</em> contains 250 of the best jokes from Dave Moore's long running bad jokes segment on his No.1 Today FM morning show, among them:</p> <p> </p> <ul> <li>I just asked my wife: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' She said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'</li> </ul> <p> </p> <ul> <li>I just got a bar installed on my roof. So, whenever I have guests, I can say 'drinks are on the house!'</li> </ul> <p> </p> <p>The perfect stocking filler this Christmas! </p>